If you find yourself on LSD, Crack-Cocaine, or under the influence of hypnotic bridge trolls, and discover that you have made travel plans between the months of October and May that include flying into or out of O'Hare, cancel them or face the wrath of Baalgzaar, the evil lord of snow and airport snack bars.
The timestamp on this post may help explain its brevity. Please forgive me as I must prepare for my unceremonious return to the salt mine tomorrow. I will expand on this post then with the forthcoming blog post: "Planes, Trains, and the $9.25 Ham Sandwich."
Please remove your laptop from its case and remember to take off your shoes.
3 comments:
Thanks for the advice sir...I do take the bus. Given the weather this morning in Cleveland, damn glad I do.
My brother (AlienCG) would agree completely about, as he calls it, O Hell airport.
Went there once on a layover to DC, but was there maybe 2 hours. Wasn't too bad then.
I have flown through O'Hell on many occasions and absolutely, positively detest that airport. It seems that any time of year I fly in there I get delayed. They once held our plane on the tarmac for an hour before we took off.
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